I Love You

THE ORIGINAL QUOTE
If you love someone,
Set her free…
If she comes back, she’s yours,
If she doesn’t, she never was…..

THE NEW VERSIONS R…..

Pessimist:
If you love someone,
Set her free …
If she ever comes back, she’s yours,
If she doesn’t, as expected, she never was

Optimist:
If you love someone,
Set her free …
Don’t worry, she will come back.

Suspicious:
If you love someone,
Set her free …
If she ever comes back, ask her why.

Impatient:
If you love someone,
Set her free …
If she doesn’t come back within some time forget her.

Patient:
If you love someone, Set her free …
If she doesn’t come back,
continue to wait until she comes back …

Playful:
If you love someone,
Set her free …
If she comes back, and if you love her still,
set her free again, repeat ….

C++ Programmer:
if(you-love( m_she))
m_she.free()
if(m_she == NULL)
m_she = new CShe;

Animal-Rights Activist:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!

Lawyers:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the Second
Amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom

Biologist :
If you love someone,
Set her free,
She’ll evolve.

Statisticians :
If you love someone,
Set her free,
If she loves you, the probability of her coming
back is high
If she doesn’t, your relation was improbable
anyway.

Schwarzenegger’ s fans:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
SHE’LL BE BACK!

Over possessive person :
If you love someone
don’t set her free.

MBA :
If you love someone set her free instantaneously
and look for others simultaneously

Psychologist :
If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back her super ego is dominant
If she doesn’t come back her id is supreme
If she doesn’t go, she must be crazy.

Somnabulist :
If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back it’s a nightmare
If she doesn’t, you must be dreaming.

ERP functional expert :
If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back, map her into your system
If she doesn’t, carry out a gap-fit analysis

Finance expert :
If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back, its time to look for fresh loans
If she doesn’t, write her off as an asset gone bad.

Marketing Specialist :
If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back she has brand loyalty
If she doesn’t, reposition the brand in new market
But before i leave…Here, i SAVE the Last Dance for You

*Don’t ask for a kiss, take one.*

**If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you’re definitely in Love.**

~Holding Hands = We definitely like each other

~Slap on the butt = That’s mine

~Holding on tight = I don’t want to let go

~Looking into each other’s Eyes = I just plain love you

~Playing with Hair = Tell me you love me

~Arms around the Waist = I love you too much to let go

~Laughing while Kissing = I am completely comfortable with you

~Kiss on the stomach = I’m ready

~Kiss on the Forehead = I hope we’re together forever

~Kiss on the Ear = You are my everything

~Kiss on the Cheek = You look so cute

~Kiss on the Hand = I adore you

~Kiss on the Neck = We belong together

~Kiss on the Shoulder = I want you

~Kiss on the Lips = I love you

wo kahte hai naU may miss me
U may ignore me
U may even forget me
But one day if u wanna c me
Don’t search, just see your shadow
i will be there Trust Me!!

A certain rich businessman had a beautiful daughter, who fell in love

with a guy who was a cleaner.

When the girl’s father came to know about their love, he did not like it at

all, and so began to protest about it.

Now it happened that the two lovers decided to leave their homes for a happy

future.

The girl’s father started searching for the two lovers but could not find

them.

At last, he accepted their love and asked them to come back home thru a

local newspaper. Her father said “If you both come back I will allow you to marry the

guy you love, I accept that you loved each other truly.”

So in this way, their love won and they returned home.

The couple next day went to town to shop for the wedding dress. He was dressed

in a white shirt that day. While he was crossing the road to the other side to

get some drinks for his wife, a car came and hit him and he died on the spot.

The girl was devastated and lost her senses. It was only after sometime that

she recovered from her shock.

The funeral and cremation was the very next day because he had died horribly.

Two nights later, the girl’s mother had a dream in which she saw an old lady.

The old lady asked her mother to wash the blood stains of the guy from her daughter’s

dress as soon as possible. But her mother ignored the dream.

The next night her father had the same dream, he also ignored it. Then the

girl had the same dream the next night, she woke up in fear and told her mother

about the dream. Her mother asked her to wash the clothes with the blood

stains immediately.

She washed the stains but some remained. Next night she again had the same

dream. She again washed the stains but some still remained. But again the next

night she had the same dream and this time the old lady gave her a last

warning to wash the blood stain, or else something terrible would happen.

This time the girl tried her best to wash the stains, and the clothes

nearly tore, but some stains still remained. She was very tired.

In the late evening the same day while she was alone at home, someone knocked

on the door. When she opened the door she saw the same old lady of her dream

standing at her door. She got very scared and fainted.

The old lady woke her up… and gave her a blue object, which shocked the girl.

She asked “What is this…?” The old lady replied…

“This is Nirma Washing Powder”

“Washing powder nirma,Washing powder nirma Doodh si safedi nirma se aaye,

Rangeen kapde bhi khil khil jaye, sabki pasand nirma

Washing powder nirma,Washing powder nirma.Nirma”

10 ka 1, do pe ek free

I know how you all are feeling now…

Dont Be irritated and angry …. just for U

Just for FUN… Dont Hunt for me ..

A student asks a teacher, “What is love?” The teacher said, “in order to answer your question, go to the wheat
field and choose the biggest wheat and come back.
But the rule is:-
you can go through them only once & cannot turn back to pick.
The student went to the field, go thru first row, he saw one big wheat,
but he wonders….may be there is a bigger one later.
Then he saw another bigger one… but may be there is an even bigger
one waiting for him.
Later, when he finished more than half of the wheat field, he starts to
realise that the wheat is not as big as the previous one he saw, he
knew he has missed the biggest one, and he regretted.
So, he ended up went back to the teacher with empty hand. The teacher
told him, “…this is love… you keep looking for better ones, but
when later you realise, you have already missed the person….”*
*”What is marriage then?” the student asked. The teacher said, “in order to answer your question, go to the cornfield and choose the biggest corn and come back. But the rule is: you
can go through them only once and cannot turn back to pick.”
The student went to the corn field, this time he is careful not to
repeat the previous mistake, when he reach the middle of the field, he
has picked one medium sized corn that he felt satisfied, and came back to the teacher.
The teacher told him, “this time you bring back a corn…. you look for
one that is just nice, and you have faith and believe this is the best
one you get…. this is marriage.”

If music be the food of love, play on.
- Shakespeare

One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.
- Rita Mae Brown

Never judge someone by who they are in love with; judge them by their friends. People fall in love with the most appalling people. Take a cool, appraising glance at their pals.
- Cynthia Heimel

Grow old along with me, the best is yet to be.
- Robert Browning

Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.
- Jules Renard

Charm is a way of getting the answer yes without having asked any clear question.
- Albert Camus (1913-1960)

At the touch of Love every one becomes a poet.
- Plato

Love may not make the world go round, but I must admit that it makes the ride worthwhile.
- Sean Connery

Love doesn’t grow on trees like apples in Eden – it’s something you have to make. And you must use your imagination too.
- Joyce Cary

Love is like the measles; we all have to go through it.
- Jerome K. Jerome

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.
- Oscar Wilde

One advantage of marriage is that when you fall out of love with him, or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until maybe you fall in love again.
- Judith Viorst

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot…

…who calls you back when you hang up on him…

…who will stay awake just to watch you sleep…

….wait for the guy who kisses your forehead…

…who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats…

…who holds your hand in front of his friends…

….wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you…

…wait for the one who turns to his friends and says, “…that’s her, or that’s him”…

Applications are invited for the following post. The package and incentives are mentioned below.

Designation : Junior girl friend ( Trainee)
Experience : Must have ditched at least 2 guys

(Fresher with excellent credentials will be considered)

Other Requirement: Should have the Potential to do street
Bargaining and fight if required.
Height, weight, complexions no bar,
But is subjective.

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Perks and incentives:

Total gross ( Monthly ) :

2 gifts worth not exceeding Rs. 1000/-(no precious metals, stones)

10 bike rides each duration 1 hour

5 trips to National Highways

5 Trips to Hanuman Mandir / Isckon Temple

10 Kulfis / Chocobars at a regular gap of 3 days

Daily Provision of Samosa / Bread Pakoda / Bhel worth Rs. 10 /-

2 movies ( Family movies only ) per month (on weekends)

Visits to Shopping Malls and BARISTA every Weekend (On your own expense)

A Pair of Jeans or T-shirts according to demand will be gifted, subject to finance availability and t o the size available with the shopkeeper.

Net Deductions (Monthly): Affair Fund and un-professional taxes will Be informed on joining

The probation period is 6 months, after which confirmation (with Pomotion to fulltime Girlfriend)

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PlZ NOTE:

1. Only females.

2. Girls who left in the last 2 months need not apply.

3. Ex-girlfriends will be eligible only if they agree to the above mentioned conditions.

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There is more:

For girls who are not eligible, can take advantage of the referral program by referring their friend, colleagues etc.

Candle light or Tube light dinner will be given on every referral, even if candidate is not selected.

Search,,,,,, , never ends!!

Interested candidates can send their resume with Subject :

Name/fresher- exp/age.
Photo must be in attachment.
To the email address via mail

Note: Applications without photo will be rejected

APPLICANTS WHO HAD APPLIED EARLIER NEED NOT APPLY AND MALE CAN INFORM ABOUT THIS OPENING TO THEIR GIRLFRIEND ALSO.