I Love You

1. You are walking to your boy/girlfriend’ s house. There are two roads to get there. One is a straight path to take you there quickly, but very boring. The other is significantly longer but is full of wonderful sights and interesting things. Which one do you take to get to your significant other’s house, short or long?

2. On the way you see two rose bushes. One is full of red roses, the other full of white. You decide to pick 20 roses for your boy/girlfriend of any one color or two color combination. What number of white and/or red do you pick?

3. You finally get to their house. A family member answers the door. You can have the family member get your boy/girlfriend or go get them yourself. Which do you do?

4. You go up to your boy/girlfriend’ s room, but nobody is there. You decide to leave the roses. Do you leave them by the windowsill or on the bed?

5. Later, it’s time for bed. You and your boy/girlfriend sleep in separate rooms. In the morning when it’s time to wake up, you go into his/her room and check on him/her. When you arrive, do you prefer him/her to be awake or asleep?

6. Now it’s time to go back home. Do you take the short, plain or more interesting road?

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Meaning Of Love Test
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1. The road represents your attitude towards falling in love.
You chose the short road–you fall in love quickly and easily. You chose the long road–you take your time and do not fall in love easily.

2. The number of red roses represents how much you give in a relationship, while the number of white represents what you expect in return.

3. This question represents your attitude towards handling relationship problems

You like to get the person yourself–you are a more direct person and like to work out problems immediately. You asked the family member to get your significant other–you
like to avoid problems and hope that they will solve themselves.

4. The placement of the roses determines how much you like to see your boy/girlfriend.
You want to place the roses on the bed–you like to see him/her a lot. You want to place the roses by the windowsill– you are alright with not seeing him/her much.

5. This represents your attitude towards his/her personality.
You prefer the person to be asleep–you love the person as the way s/he is. You prefer the person to be awake–you expect the person to change for you.

6. The road to home tells how long you stay in love with someone.
You chose the longer road–you will tend to stay in love for a long time. You chose the short road–you fall out of love easily.

Your love haunts me like a ghost
I love you yet i want to hate you the most
I thought true love had finally come
but before I knew it, it was gone

On your birthday, I celebrate you!
On your special day,
I’m thinking of all the wonderful things you are
that bring so much joy to others, including me!
I celebrate your unconquerable spirit,
that lets you meet every challenge
with confidence, enthusiasm and persistence.
I admire your sensitivity.
You see needs that cry out to be met
that no one else sees,
and you meet them,
out of your deep and caring heart,
out of your wisdom,
out of your strength.
I treasure your uniqueness;
There is no one else like you,
and I feel blessed to know
such an extraordinary person.
I appreciate you, respect you,
cherish you, look up to you.
Happy, happy birthday!
May each new birthday
be the best one ever for you;
You deserve it!

Another year has passed for you, sweetheart;
It’s time to cut the cake and celebrate.
And once again, my love, I start to think
Of things about you I appreciate.

It means so much to have you in my life;
Your loving care fills up my days with pleasure.
Your warm and giving nature helps create
Close, special times together that I treasure.

I live within a safe and steady world,
Because you love me unconditionally.
Your easygoing ways mean that I’m blessed
With peace and joy and blissful harmony.

To me your birthday is a precious day;
I hope it brings you joy in every way.

My love, I wish you a happy birthday,
But it’s me who has been blessed,
For I got to spend the year with you,
In our comfy, cozy nest.

You are a rare and beautiful person;
You have delightful attributes,
Like competence and intelligence,
And what’s more, lots of cutes!

You have mental strength and character
To guide you on your way;
People sense this strength in you,
And care about what you say.

So let’s celebrate your birthday, my love,
Because without it I’d never have met
Such a darling, wonderful one as you,
The best thing that’s happened to me yet!

The Five Toughest Questions a Woman Can Ask a Man

The questions are:

What are you thinking about?
Do you love me?
Do I look fat?
Do you think she is prettier than me?
What would you do if I died?

What makes these questions so difficult is that every one is guaranteed to explode into a major argument if the man answers incorrectly (i.e tells the truth). Therefore, as a public service, each question is analyzed below, along with possible responses.

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Question # 1: What are you thinking about?

The proper answer to this, of course, is: “I’m sorry if I’ve been pensive, dear. I was just reflecting on what a warm, wonderful, thoughtful, caring, intelligent woman you are, and how lucky I am to have met you.” This response obviously bears no resemblance to the true answer, which most likely is one of the following:

Baseball.
Football.
How fat you are.
How much prettier she is than you.
How I would spend the insurance money if you died.

(Perhaps the best response to this question was offered by Al Bundy, who once told Peg, “If I wanted you to know what I was thinking, I would be talking to you!”)

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Question # 2: Do you love me?

The proper response is: “YES!” or, if you feel a more detailed answer is in order, “Yes, dear.” Inappropriate responses include:

I suppose so.
Would it make you feel better if I said yes?
That depends on what you mean by love.
Does it matter?
Who, me?

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Question # 3: Do I look fat?

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I hate to see you mad
I hate to see you sad
It makes me feel so bad
What you feel, I feel
That’s because our love is real
I hate to see you cry
To always have to wonder why?
I’m sorry I sometimes do the things I do
That always make you feel blue
I’m sorry if I hurt you so
My anger is sometimes hard to control

I love the way you let me know
How much you love me so
I love how much you care
The love you show to me is beyond compare,
I love the way you smile
That compliments your sexy style
My eyes are kept on you all the while

Your kisses so soft and sweet
It makes me crave a thousand more
I wonder how your heart keeps a steady beat,
Because mine just soars

I want to be in your arms each an every day
To feel your warm embrace
It makes me feel so safe from harm
Plus, I love to touch your face
I love to look into your eyes
To look through your disguise
To feel your warm hands within mine
As our fingers gently become entwined