I Love You

I never really believed,
In this whole “love” thing,
But when I first saw u,
I could hear my heart sing.

That sweet smile on your face,
The gentle look in your eye,
Just one look at you,
And I could hear myself sigh.

I gathered my courage,
And walked right up to you,
From that day onward,
I knew it was true.

We just started out as friends,
And talking on the phone,
But I couldn’t take it anymore,
So I let my true feelings be shown.

you told me wat u really felt,
The love u had 4 me,
My worst fear was you’d turn away,
But that turned out not to be true.

i told myself” i too feel the same”,
But had some fear to tell so,
From that day onward,
We knew it was meant to be.

I hope we’ll always be together,
And things will never tear apart,
I’d also like to remind you,
That I love you with all my heart.

Learning how to write a love letter isn’t difficult. Once you gather your thoughts and follow these simple steps to express the way you feel in a love letter you’ll know how to do it.
Difficulty: Average
Time Required: 1 hour
Here’s How:
1. Clear your desk and your mind of distractions. If you love someone enough to craft this letter, he or she deserves your full attention.
2. Place a picture of the one you love in front of you.
3. Put on your favorite music.
4. Take out your best letter writing stationery and pen.
5. On another sheet of letter paper, make two lists: a) the unique qualities you love about him/her; b) your hopes for the future together.
6. Personalize the love letter salutation. “Dear ___ ,” or “To my darling _____,” are both fine.
7. In the body of the love letter, begin by telling him/her what you think makes him/her so special. List at least three different qualities of the one you love in the letter, ideally emotional, physical, and spiritual ones.
8. In the following paragraph of your love letter, share your hopes and dreams for the future you can have together.
9. Personalize the closing of the letter. “I will love you always,” “Loving you forever,” “My heart is yours,” are all good possibilities.
10. Don’t forget to sign your love letter!
11. Spray the love letter with a light fragrance.
12. Address, seal, and stamp the love letter.
13. Wait a day before you send your love letter; you may change your mind.
14. Drop the love letter in the mail, and look forward to the response.
Tips:

1. Don’t mention anyone else but yourself and the addressee in the love letter.
2. Make sure you only send a love letter to someone who will appreciate it.
3. Pick out a special stamp for your love letter at the post office.

Applications are invited for the following post. The package and incentives are mentioned below.

Designation : Junior girl friend ( Trainee)
Experience : Must have ditched at least 2 guys

(Fresher with excellent credentials will be considered)

Other Requirement: Should have the Potential to do street
Bargaining and fight if required.
Height, weight, complexions no bar,
But is subjective.

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Perks and incentives:

Total gross ( Monthly ) :

2 gifts worth not exceeding Rs. 1000/-(no precious metals, stones)

10 bike rides each duration 1 hour

5 trips to National Highways

5 Trips to Hanuman Mandir / Isckon Temple

10 Kulfis / Chocobars at a regular gap of 3 days

Daily Provision of Samosa / Bread Pakoda / Bhel worth Rs. 10 /-

2 movies ( Family movies only ) per month (on weekends)

Visits to Shopping Malls and BARISTA every Weekend (On your own expense)

A Pair of Jeans or T-shirts according to demand will be gifted, subject to finance availability and t o the size available with the shopkeeper.

Net Deductions (Monthly): Affair Fund and un-professional taxes will Be informed on joining

The probation period is 6 months, after which confirmation (with Pomotion to fulltime Girlfriend)

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PlZ NOTE:

1. Only females.

2. Girls who left in the last 2 months need not apply.

3. Ex-girlfriends will be eligible only if they agree to the above mentioned conditions.

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There is more:

For girls who are not eligible, can take advantage of the referral program by referring their friend, colleagues etc.

Candle light or Tube light dinner will be given on every referral, even if candidate is not selected.

Search,,,,,, , never ends!!

Interested candidates can send their resume with Subject :

Name/fresher- exp/age.
Photo must be in attachment.
To the email address via mail

Note: Applications without photo will be rejected

APPLICANTS WHO HAD APPLIED EARLIER NEED NOT APPLY AND MALE CAN INFORM ABOUT THIS OPENING TO THEIR GIRLFRIEND ALSO.

To
Juliet
Grade 7.0 S.M

Sub: Offer of love!

Dearest Ms Juliet,

I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in Love with you since the 14th of October (Saturday).

With reference to the meeting held between us on the 13th of Oct. at 1500 hrs, I would like to present myself as a prospective lover.

Our love affair would be on probation for a period of three months and depending on compatibility, would be made permanent.

Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be continuous on the job training and performance appraisal schemes leading up to promotion from lover to spouse.

The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially be shared equally between us. Later, based on your performance, I might take up a larger share of the expenses.

However I am broadminded enough to be taken care of, on your expense account.

I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this letter, failing which, this offer would be cancelled without further notice and I shall be considering someone else.

I would be happy, if you could forward this letter to your sister, if you do not wish to take up this offer.

Wish you all the best!

Thanking you in anticipation,

Yours sincerely,
Romeo (HR Manager)