Prof. of Accountancy : Kiss is a credit because it is profitable when returned.

Prof. of Algebra : Kiss is infinity because two divided by nothing.

Prof. of Geometry : Kiss is the shortest distance between two lips.

Prof. of Physics : Kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the expansion of the heart.

Prof. of Chemistry : Kiss is the reaction of the interaction between two hearts.

Prof. of Zoology : Kiss is the interchange of salivary bacteria.

Prof. of Physiology : Kiss is the juxtaposition of two orbicularisoris muscles in the state of contraction.

Prof. of Dentistry : Kiss is infectious and antiseptic.

Prof. of Statistics : Kiss is an event whose probability depends on the vital statistics of 36-24-36.

Prof. of Philosophy : Kiss is the persecution for the child, ecstasy for the youth and homage for the old.

Prof. of English : Kiss is a noun that is used as a conjunction; it is more common than proper; it is spoken in the plural and it is applicable to all.

Prof. of Architecture : Kiss is a process which builds a solid bond between the two dynamic objects

Prof. of Comp.Science : What is a kiss? It seems to be an undefined variable

107. Fate has brought us together, to meet, to know and to part is the saddest thing in life… I £ove You…

108. A sMiLe tO pUt You On HiGh… A KisS To Set YoUr SouL ALriGhT… WouLd iT bE aLriGhT iF I spEnT ToNiTe BeiNg LovED bY YoU???

109. It is not being in love that makes me happy… but is being in love with YOU that makes me happy.

110. Being near is not the meaning of being dear,
I may be far from u but msgs are bridges
2 make u feel that I always REMEMBER YOU!

111. When all seems lost and lonely for you
And you dont really know what to do
Look inside your heart and see
There in a special place, I will be

82. You know what, in the whole world there is no such darling whom I love and I want the whole world to know that I will never forget you!

83.You are always in my heart, here and everywhere, There is no one in the whole world that makes me feel this way.

84. They learned me that one hours equals 60 minutes and that one minute equals 60 seconds, but they never told me that one second without you can last for ever!

85. I do not think much, i do not think often, but when I think, I think of you!

86.Tears in my eyes ……… Tears for you …… Tears that realise how much I love you.

87. If a raindrop would mean … I love you and you would ask me how much I love you, i bet you that it would …. rain all day !

88. I love you even more than when I started this sentence.

89. I’ll love you till the end! And then some more.

90. A day without your love is a day without life.

72. I feel something in my heart, it’s like a little flame, every time I see you, this flame lights up, this flame is special for you, because I LOVE YOU!….

73.It must have been a rainy day when you were born, but it wasn’t really rain, the sky was crying because it lost its most beautifull angel…!

74. Sometimes words are hard to find, to form that perfect line to let you know you’re always on my mind!

75. If i could give u 1 thing in life, i would give u the ability 2 c yourself through my eyes, only then would u realise how special u r 2 me!

76.Listed below are the things that I dont like about you:
1.2.3.4.5.6. 7.8.9.10. ..
What can I say? I LOVE everything about U!

77. A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T V W X Y Z
oops! i miss “U”

78. U have been called b4 cupids court 4 stealin my heart, tresspassin in my dreams and robin me of my senses, uv been sentenced 2 a lifetime with me, how do u plead?

79. Last night I sent an angel 2 watch over u while u were sleeping but it came back early! So I asked it why? It said that angels don’t watch over other angels!

80. By following my heart I came to you, I only forgot to take something back with me. For my thoughts are still with you.

62.Just had to let you know… you’re the best! I love you!

63. You are the sun in my day, the wind in my sky, the waves in my ocean, and the beat in my heart.

64.I wish I was there to hold you tight instead of just send this loving, “Good Night.”

65.Thank you for being the one who calms all my inner fears.

66. Just when I thought it couldn’t get better, you prove me wrong! I love you!

67.I LOVE YOU 2-DAY
I LOVE YOU 2-MORROW
PUT IT TOGETHER
I LOVE YOU 4-EVER

68.How lucky I am to have known someone who was so hard to say goodbye to.
Love you dear.

69.I’m not the same since i met u, the days turned longer the nights turned colder and u will always have a special place in my heart just for you. I LOVE YOU

70. Without your LOVE, dayz are “Saddy, Moanday,Tearsday, Wasteday, Thirstday, Frightday, Shatterday”.

52. I wish I was your blanket, I wish I was your bed, I wish I was your pillow underneath your head, I want to be around you, I want to hold you tight, and be the lucky person who kisses you goodnight.

53.Each time I miss you a star falls from the sky, So if you look up at the night sky and find it dark with no stars, its all your fault, you made me miss you too much.

54. Words alone will never be able to express the depth of my love for you.
In case you didn’t know, I’ll be loving you always and forever!

55. Let these words not only touch your eyes, let them travel through your soul, and let them rest in your heart as you rest in mine…I love you.

56.Falling in love with you was the easiest thing I’ve done in my life.

57. Hand in hand and heart to heart my love for you shall never part.

58. Loving you makes my heart explode with happiness.

59. Rains fall, winds blow, the sun shines… it all comes naturally, just like loving you.

60. Bfseing with you is like having every single one of my wishes come true.

2. You are like the sunshine so warm, you are like sugar, so sweet… you are like you… and that’s the reason why I love you!

3. You must be a good runner because you are always running in my mind, you must be a good thief because you have stolen my heart, and i am always a bad shooter because I Miss You Always…

4. If I had a penny for everytime I thought of you, I’d still miss you, but at least I would be rich enough to come and see you..!!

5. If I die and go to heaven, I’ll put your name on a golden star. So that all the angels can see, how much you mean to me.

6. I miss you so, here around me, so many people, but yet so alone. I miss your lips, your lovely smile, I miss you each day more and more!

7. Love is hard and will always be, but remember somebody loves you and that one is ME !

8. I wanted to send you all my love but the postman said it was too big !

9. If you live to be a hundred , I want to be a hundred minus one day , so I don’t have to live a day without you.

10. There are a lot of birds wispering only about you, you should once listen to them, then you would know how much I love you.

11. When the night comes, look at the sky. If you see a falling star, don’t wonder why, just make a wish. Trust me, it will come true, ’cause I did it and I found you!

12. I hope that you finally understand, that I will love you untill the end, because your not just my girl, you are also my best friend!

13. Kiss me and you will see stars ….Love me and I will give them to you.

14. My love, words however special … could never even start, to tell you all the love I have for you within my heart!

15. The day that I’ll die, when death replaces birth, I’ll recognize angels’ faces, ‘cus I live with one on earth.

16. Loving you could take my life, but when I look into your eyes, I know you’re worth that sacrafice!

17. If you were a tear I would never dare to cry. I might lose you!

18. If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life.

19. If a big fat man creeps into your bedroom one night and stuffs you into a bag, Then do not worry ’cause I told Santa I wanted you for christmas!

20. If you are mad at me, you might just as well give me all my kisses back!