I Love You

There are many reasons to be romantic…

You will experience the spark of infatuation again – When you are romantic in your love life you create sparks of love in you and your partner’s heart.
Your partner will be happier – Your romantic gestures create a happy mood with our partner. This is perhaps the most important reason people act romantically, to make their partner happy.

You will be happier – When you are romantic, you get attention from a lot of people, so naturally we will be happy.

You will make love more often – It’s a proven theory that when people are happy and romantic, they have sex more ofen than any others.

You will enjoy sex more – When you are happy you will make love with full determination and concentration.

You will keep your love alive – Romantic people have deeper relationships and mutual attraction, which helps their love life stay alive.

You will increase the probability that you’ll stay married.

There’s something in a simple hug
That always warms the heart;
It welcomes us back home
And makes it easier to part

A hug’s a way to share the joy
And sad times we go through,
Or just a way for friends to say
They like you ’cause you’re you

Hugs are meant for anyone
For whom we really care,
From your grandma to your neighbor,
Or a cuddly teddy bear

A hug is an amazing thing
It’s just the perfect way
To show the love we’re feeling
But can’t find the words to say

It’s funny how a little hug
Makes everyone feel good;
In every place and language,
It’s always understood

Hugs don’t need new equipment,
Special batteries or parts
Just open up your arms
And open up your hearts

You’re a terrific person
And you’re very special too,
So I’m sending you a special hug
So you’ll know I’m thinking of you!

Girls´ relationship with guys is a bigger mystery than girls themselves.

It´s not just about boyfriends, we are talking about guy friends that gals have.

Do you have a gal who is just a friend? Are confused why the frequency of

calls increases as exams loom closer? Or why she always hangs around with

the moron who isn´t fit to wear Jeetendra´s white shoes? Here´s a ready reckoner for you:

Just a friend

Well, you are like a show piece in my house. I will call you whenever I need you.

If you call me home the chances are 9 out of 10 times she might say,

“Oh Aaditya, I am going out can you call me after 2 days??”

Aaditya: “Where are you going Shilpa??”

Shilpa: “None of your business” and bangs the phone.( Useless fellow… Hmmph! ).

Good Friend

You are like a TV remote control. I need you and I know that.

But I try using you when I really need you.

Aaditya calls: “Hi Shilpa!”

Shilpa: “Hi Aaditya. I am going out with family I will call you back. Bye”

(Shilpa calls back after two days)

Shilpa: “What do you want Aaditya? Why did you call that day?”.

Aaditya: “Generally”.

Shilpa: “Oh ok. I got to go out. Will call you later. Bye.”

Will call when she needs lecture notes or some concert tickets.

Very good friend

Well you are like the pressure cooker safety value for the girl.

She will need you when she wants to bring out her pain or anger on someone.

Basically, she wants to talk to you. And you are special to her.

Shilpa: “You know Aaditya, Shekhar is not eating. He doesn´t sleep and is not able to concentrate on his studies. I think he doesn´t like me anymore. And yesterday I saw him with another girl”.

Aaditya: “Who is Shekhar??”

Shilpa : “My boyfriend.”

Aaditya: Oh! Ok.

Best Friend

You are like the auto rickshaw driver. She can´t live without you.

And don´t be mistaken. You are not her boyfriend. But you are allowed to

take her little doggie around the park so that he (not you!) can have fun.

Aaditya Shopping. Aaditya Movie. Aaditya Coffee. Aaditya, you pay and I am having fun.

Aaditya is now sure that he should go ahead and propose. He dares.

Shilpa: “But I thought we were just friends. We should remain friends. Plus, I have a boy friend. Don´t you know that?”

Aaditya: What?? (Aaditya drinks all night).

Best of the Best Friends

Ok now you are really special.

You are dad-cum-boyfriend- cum-brother- cum-everything.

Ultimately you are the darling servant of the girl.

You take her around.

You make her project.

You do her assignments.

You are allowed to take her doggie around.

You can hold hands on the beach.

You can see the sun set with her (because she wants to do everything she drags you along).

But but but… Don´t be mistaken. She has a boyfriend who works for a huge software

company and earns 3 times the salary you earn and has a flat in Bandra or Hiranandani area.

Shilpa: “Hi Aaditya. I am getting engaged to Shekhar. Shekhar this is Aaditya, he is my bestest friend”.

Aaditya: Hi Shekhar. (Hand shake. Shekhar breaks Aaditya´s wrist).

Aaditya is now heart-broken and wrist-broken.

Boyfriend

Uh… No comments dude. You´re already Gone!

Now ~ where you stand?
Be careful buddy!!

What is a kiss
in view of GEOMETRY-Kiss is shortest distance bitwin two lips

in view of ECO- Kiss is the thing 4 wich DEMAND is always higher then
SUPLY
in view of PHYSICS – kiss is a prosses 4 body charging

in view of COMPUTER- Kiss is just like a bluethooth in wich 2 bodies
are connected without any data cable

which habit of the Boyz irritate Girls most?

1) If u treat Him Nicely ,he says u r in love with Him.

If u dont ,he says u r PROUD

2)If u Dress Nicely,He thinks u r trying 2 LURE Him.

If u dont,He says u r from VILLAGE

3)If u Argue with Him ,he says u r Stubborn.

4)If u Keep Quiet,he says u have No Brains.

5)If u r Smarter Than him,he Will lose Face.

6)If u dint love him,He tries 2 Possess U.

7)If u Love Him ,He Will Try 2 Leave YOU(Very True Huh….)

8)If u Tell him ur problem,he says u r troublesome

9)If u Hurt him,u r Cruel And If He Hurts u ,u r too Sensitive.

10)If u Flirt with Him,u r Bad And If a guy Flirts wid a girl Den he is Good..

11)If u Tell These Points 2 a guy they ill Swear dat its Not true…nd if u dont share The above points they ill say dat u r selfish.

which habit of the galz irritate boys most?

1)Over fashionable

2 )Make up

3)Pretend to be innocent

4)Moody attitude

5)Show attitude

6)Laugh loudly

7)Over frankness

8)Witty attitude(shokhiyan)

9)Set dopatta by seeing them

10)Pose to be unaware of thier presence

*Don’t ask for a kiss, take one.*

**If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you’re definitely in Love.**

~Holding Hands = We definitely like each other

~Slap on the butt = That’s mine

~Holding on tight = I don’t want to let go

~Looking into each other’s Eyes = I just plain love you

~Playing with Hair = Tell me you love me

~Arms around the Waist = I love you too much to let go

~Laughing while Kissing = I am completely comfortable with you

~Kiss on the stomach = I’m ready

~Kiss on the Forehead = I hope we’re together forever

~Kiss on the Ear = You are my everything

~Kiss on the Cheek = You look so cute

~Kiss on the Hand = I adore you

~Kiss on the Neck = We belong together

~Kiss on the Shoulder = I want you

~Kiss on the Lips = I love you

A kiss speaks many different meanings to its lover; when it is missing, many interpretations as to the reasons for its absence surface. These interpretations can become invisible wedges that prevent love from expressing.

When love is present, kissing is an important part of expressing that love. Pay attention to it. Breathe. Relax. Slow down. Concentrate and engage the electricity in your body.

Kissing does not always have to be a prelude to making love.

Happiness is like a kiss – in order to get any good out of it, you have to give it to someone else.

A kiss is a pleasant reminder that two heads are better than one.

This story from Pravda, the Russian News Service, shows that even in the former Soviet Union, couples are rediscovering what we refer to as “The Mighty Kiss”.

In case you thought the kiss was little more than a “romantic handshake”, we’ve decided to let you in on a little Russian research that shows that the kiss is so much more than a mere gateway to romantic ex-pression. Here are just a few of the powerful effects the might kiss will have on you!

Kissing stabilizes cardiovascular activity, decreases high blood pressure, and lowers cholesterol.

Kissing prevents cavities and plaque build-up by stimulating saliva production while preventing gingivitis through the calcium present in saliva.

Kissing stimulates over 30 facial muscles which smoothes out skin and increase blood circulation to the face.
Kissing burns 12 calories per five-second episode and three passionate kisses a day will help you lose one pound!
Kissing prevents the formation of the stress hormone glucocorticoids which causes high blood pressure, muscle weakening and insomnia.

Kissing does its part to vaccinate people from new germs. Saliva contains bacteria, 80% of them are common to all people with 20% unique to each person. By sharing saliva with a partner, you are stimulating your immune system to respond to the different bacteria you are being exposed to. The result is that your immune system creates certain anti-bodies to these new bacteria, which in effect vaccinates you against these germs. This process is called cross-immunotherapy .

According to a study from the University of Leicester in England, couples whose lips are of a similar size are more likely to stay together. Researchers found that 88 percent of happy couples had lips that mirrored each other’s. Well-matched lips also make for a synced-up smooch!

Finally, you may not be surprised to know that kissing offers an express analysis of genetic compatibility. While you are kissing, your brain conducts instant chemical analysis of your partner’s saliva and issues a “verdict” of your genetic compatibility. Think about it. Don’t you know much more about what you like or don’t like in a person after one kiss? And kissing is much more fun than taking a relationship inventory!
Oh, did we mention kissing also cures hiccups?
The next time you want to give your sweetheart the perfect gift, may I suggest that you use your lips to speak to your sweetheart instead of your wallet. Actions speak louder than words!

Kiss someone you love today!

1. A day without you is like a day without light because you light up my life.
2. If you stood in front of a mirror and held up a dozen roses you would see the 13 most beautiful things in the world.
3. If I got a penny every time I thought of you I’d be a millionaire by tomorrow.
4. Why is it that I have to climb 1000 mountains to get to you and all you have to do is smile to get to me?
5. Sometimes the best things in life are worth waiting for. So wait for me, I’ll be right back.
6. If I can only be with you in my dreams then I’ll sleep for ever.
7. I wrote your name in the sand but the waves washed it away. I wrote your name on my hand but I washed it the next day. I wrote your name on a paper but I accidentally threw it away. I wrote your name in my heart and forever it will stay.
8. If I had a rose for everytime I thought about you Id be walking in a garden forever.
9. You can fall from the sky, you can fall from a tree, but the best way to fall is in love with me.
10. Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again?